Sweet satisfaction

I’m not one to abuse the report button in multiplayer games but this guy had it coming. As soon as we went down 0-1, he began rambling about me being a terrible teammate (it was a 2v2 game). Then he began saying he could easily win the game on his own but that he’s just not trying. When he couldn’t score a goal on his own (even though I was still trying) he began just running around aimlessly. And lastly he began helping the other team score goals on us, which was essentially just me then. Fortunately the other 2 on the opposing team sympathized with me and said sorry for your toxic teammate and that they would report him which I did as well. Being a dick isn’t necessarily report worthy for me, but all of the acts combined made it so. Well, and next time I logged in I saw this. I had a big grin on my face as this one of the only times in years I can remember reporting someone and the system worked.

Double hole in one shootout!

To put this into perspective, to date I’ve played 6,219 games of Golf Clash and have had 37 holes in one. However, that is a bit misleading as each individual game is played either on a par 4 or 5 and not a par 3. Par 3s only show up in a shootout where the 2 players tie during the regular game. However, they can also appear in tournaments, but I do not play tournaments often so I’m going to say we can ignore those. The question then becomes how often do games go to a shootout? I’m going to call it 50%, however realistically I think it’s closer to 60% or so. Regardless, that would mean I’ve made about 37 holes in one out of 3,110 games, or about 1.19% of the time. I consider myself an alright player in Golf Clash, so let’s assume my opponent has about the same rate of holes in one. So with those percentages in mind, it was absolutely insane that I had a game go into a shootout where both myself and my opponent hit a hole in one in a shootout and we had to another one. Going back to the numbers, that’s about a 0.014% chance of it happening.

My boy Blue (reference intended) choked his second shootout shot and I won, but even then I felt bad for him.