Within an inch

By the looks of it, the captain my company hired for this ship was related to the guy who sunk that cruise ship by hitting fricking Italy. I guess when another crew member bets him that he can’t get within an inch of a bridge, or boat, or an entire country, their family cannot refuse.

Wait a minute…

This one has a bit of a story behind this one. Every now and then, a new breed of Simpsons shitpost appears on the r/simpsonsshitposting subreddit, a sort of topical shitpost of the week. And in this case it was the troll with such “awful, awful hair” and it got flooded with posts of said troll. My first thought was this scene with the caption “When you haven’t visited r/simpsonsshitposting in a couple of days”.