Traces of uranium

For the first time in my hundreds and hundreds of hours of playing Civ V I’ve finally discovered uranium in the ocean. But even in the year 2151 AD I possessed no technology to harvest it from the ocean floor. Sad face.

I can’t lose!

So I’m in warmup of a Danger Zone game and look who I paired up with as my teammate! I can’t lose with Ol’ Musky on my team! He’s brilliant and I’m sure he’ll be a great tactician for the game!

Oh no! We’re barely in the match c’mon dude! Quick respawn and get your head back in the game!

Damn I guess Elon should stick with cars and rockets rather than battle royales…