Missing: Tokyo

What the hell? Where did Tokyo go to?! I’m not even participating in a war that would have wiped it out!

Oh wait there it is. Although I don’t remember the city being that shape…

Within an inch

By the looks of it, the captain my company hired for this ship was related to the guy who sunk that cruise ship by hitting fricking Italy. I guess when another crew member bets him that he can’t get within an inch of a bridge, or boat, or an entire country, their family cannot refuse.