Notification is… toast?

You’d think Niantic would be a little more on the ball when they issue notifications like this. I’ve seen this bug in the Professor’s dialogue when a new quest is released, but this is the first time I’ve seen it in a notification.

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Surprise Brahmin attack!

It looks like long before the Institute discovered teleportation technology somewhere under Boston, the Brahmin out west in the Mojave had already developed this capability. Fortunately for me, the assassins sent by this mysterious Brahmin Institute were nowhere near as deadly as the Institute’s Coursers.

Does it count as one or two?

I’m quite proud of this Pokemon as it’s rarer than any shiny. That’s right, I’ve got myself a conjoined Eevee & Espeon. After finally getting enough candies, I was a bit hesitant to evolve him (them?). But I gave it a whirl to see what happens!

Hmm I’m not sure what else I really expected. An Espeon conjoined with an Umbreon would have been pretty badass though. So now I’ve got the world’s only conjoined Espeon, which is basically like having double the power of a regular one so no complaints.

Interesting whiteboard

So I was browsing whiteboards at work, then naturally some of the ads on another website became tailored to my recent search. It’s definitely the weirdest whiteboard I’ve ever seen. Or it’s quite possibly a gigantic sheath with an absurd product name, I’m not sure.

That’s gotta hurt

It appears that when I went in for the kill with Hammond here, I must’ve hit him on top of his head with the blunt end of my sword. Because rather than split his cranium down the middle, I knocked it right down into his chest (which I can only assume broke his neck). Not what I expected, but it seemed to work so I can’t complain. Upon closer inspection, it appears that Hammond was also bald and has been wearing a toupee all along. It looks like it fell off once I delivered the finishing whack to the head and for some reason, his man wig just kind of floated there…

Roach getting all swole

So Roach must’ve heard Geralt and company’s game plan of fighting the Wild Hunt head on and decided to get in as much exercise as possible to help us as best as he can. Any help is appreciated buddy, but when I see your fear levels rise when we come face to face with some wolves I think you may not have what it takes. Check out the head bob and stare down near the end.

Tug boat not found

So what does the harbour master do when a freighter has to pass through a narrow canal or do a tight park job and there are not tug boats around? Request a nearby cruise ship to do the nudging of course. In this case, the captain of the cruise ship may have went a little too fast.