♪ Joy to the world ♪
♪ The burlesque house is dead ♪

♪ Joy to the world ♪
♪ The burlesque house is dead ♪

You’d think Niantic would be a little more on the ball when they issue notifications like this. I’ve seen this bug in the Professor’s dialogue when a new quest is released, but this is the first time I’ve seen it in a notification.

Let’s go crazy shitpost style!

They slit his throat from ear to ear!

The cosmic phone call goes on.


Such horrific musical attacks were later banned by the Geneva Protocol on February 8th, 1925. It was also registered in the League of Nations Treaty Series on September 7th, 1929.
