Walking up to this “Brahmin” corpse I suspected it looked a bit thinner than usual, perhaps it was malnourished. Then I noticed it had horns, which is odd as they typical do not. Then I noticed it wasn’t a god damned Brahmin at all!
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You’re a pro at parallel parking?
Well good for you but I mastered vertical parking. Also levitation parking.
A truly Airborne Marauder
So I see an Airborne Marauder flying around in the distance without seeing me. Always a fun sight because I like to hit the engine of the Buzzard they’re flying around on and watch them plummet to the ground. Well what do I see when I zoom in? No Buzzard at all, this chump is just floating around in the sky! Either that or they’ve now developed cloaking technology for the Buzzard, which is pointless if the pilot isn’t cloaked as well.
I’m running away from home!
Screw you mom and dad! I hate this place I’m old enough now to live on my own!
Sadly I think what really happened is their parents died…
When you disconnect but only kind of
I’ve disconnected before but usually get either kicked out to the lobby or the game stops and I get the red text in the top right telling me it’s trying to reconnect.
The is a first for me, a disconnect where it only kinda disconnects. Surprisingly made it through unscathed.
Every. Damned. Time.
I say this in my mind every time I make a nice throw in Pokemon Go so I couldn’t help but make this.
I played too much Fallout 4
I can’t see a picture of ANY Fallout 4 Protectron without hearing this line.
Arthur’s graceful 8/10 dismount
Wonderful technique. +1 for the twirl and extended arm.
My RDR2 horse
I could not stop laughing when I named my first horse Krudler in RDR2. Then I could not stop crying when I fell off a cliff with him and he died. I wasn’t crying so much because he died, I was mostly crying because I survived the fall and was fairly far from a town or road so I had to walk forever. Anyways, his spirit lives on in Krudler II.
Even in death he’s got legs… he knows how to use them
He was jitterbugging all night.
Cubicle Coma 