Surprise Brahmin attack!

It looks like long before the Institute discovered teleportation technology somewhere under Boston, the Brahmin out west in the Mojave had already developed this capability. Fortunately for me, the assassins sent by this mysterious Brahmin Institute were nowhere near as deadly as the Institute’s Coursers.

Ace, Clutch, or Flop? #29

It’s been a little while since I’ve posted one of these butt clenching clutch or flop videos, so here you go. This one is a 1v3 on Nuke (not my best map) and I’ve got an AWP, which sounds good but it is definitely the gun I am the slowest with. So here goes nothing.

Natasha B.

We’re sorry you didn’t get the job Natasha, but you were simply over priced compared to other candidates even though you were much more qualified. You don’t have to be so… well, you know, about it.

Ace, Clutch, or Flop? #28

One of my favourite strategies on cache when T side is for everyone to go B site and make a lot of noise. Then the sneaky bomb carrier can sneakily sneak their sneaky ass to A site through squeaky and wait for the A site CTs to rotate. It goes according to plan until everyone on my team dies on B site. Fortunately the distraction worked and my team bought me some valuable time, but two CTs live and start heading to A site where it’s just me and the bomb.

That’s gotta hurt

It appears that when I went in for the kill with Hammond here, I must’ve hit him on top of his head with the blunt end of my sword. Because rather than split his cranium down the middle, I knocked it right down into his chest (which I can only assume broke his neck). Not what I expected, but it seemed to work so I can’t complain. Upon closer inspection, it appears that Hammond was also bald and has been wearing a toupee all along. It looks like it fell off once I delivered the finishing whack to the head and for some reason, his man wig just kind of floated there…