No wonder the Roman’s are much more powerful than my own civilization. My engineers are designing stupid hexagon shaped ships. They’re also parking fishing boats on land… in the middle of my wall too! Might as well give up right now…

Consul Oda Nabunaga: “Alright agent Kawashima, for your next assignment we’ll require you in St. Petersburg. As usual, gather whatever intelligence you can on Russia’s technologies and see if you can steal one. Can you do this relatively quickly?”

Agent Kawashima: “Yes sir, shouldn’t take too long.”