Went over the girlfriend’s house to help break some ice in the yard so the melting snow can flow away from the house. I think I did more damage than good when I used her shovel… Not sure if it was a weak handle or if I’m getting stronger by playing video games and sitting on my ass.
So a ketchup packet I received with my fast food felt a bit odd. Sure enough when I opened it up it was completely empty. Not sure if it’s mildly infuriating or mildly interesting.
Playing in silver this happens way more often than it should…
With 2020 in the rear view mirror, I just want to say Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating the season. I noticed our dog sleeping like a potato last night and could not stop laughing about it. Hold those you love close and have a toast to the new year!
I know I’m a little late for Halloween but my retired mom carved 3 pumpkins for the first time in her life and she couldn’t be more proud. She was so excited to do so that she did them early and 1 didn’t quite make it to October 31st. I love my folks 🙂
I remember snapping this picture at the Louvre mainly to make it a submission for r/trippinthroughtime because the guys expressions was too damned funny. Enjoy.
Look how they massacred my boy
Well I don’t know if this is an ad algorithm gone right or wrong. But I know whenever I see an album cover like “Butchered at Birth” I immediately think getting a pulled pork sandwich.
So when we were in France last year, I had a craving for some gummy candy so I picked up a bag of mixed gummy treats. When I grabbed this I could not stop laughing and had to show my buddy this gummy nipple. In truth it’s actually supposed to be a hat. But my immature self couldn’t help but laugh at it. My friend thought less of me afterwards.
I came across this Friends meme and the last panel was from a modern cartoon. I felt that this would be a fitting improvement as it’s funnier and also utilizes another 90s comedy show.
Cubicle Coma 