
Author Archives: Cubicle Coma
Just read the telegram

The parade is coming, quick get on my shoulders
Now there’s a machiavellian countenance

I’m kind of scared
“Heard you were talking shit about my little friends.”

Mission status: Cyberpunk’d
Yup, thanks to the crap respawn (I removed the car from the garage, but had the road blocked by my old car, moved it out of the way, then came back to this) I got for this car when I removed it from the garage, I had to somehow flip it. I had no idea that my bullets were this powerful. The cherry on top? It landed upside down so I STILL couldn’t finish the optional objective. Not a game breaking bug, but definitely messed up the mission.
Do you know how your father got the money to enter you in this pageant?
He sold his retirement grease.

That’s a big no

Forget the doughnuts, I’m here to go nuts

Hey that’s a half tube


