No wonder the Roman’s are much more powerful than my own civilization. My engineers are designing stupid hexagon shaped ships. They’re also parking fishing boats on land… in the middle of my wall too! Might as well give up right now…
Archives
Many years later…
Consul Oda Nabunaga: “Alright agent Kawashima, for your next assignment we’ll require you in St. Petersburg. As usual, gather whatever intelligence you can on Russia’s technologies and see if you can steal one. Can you do this relatively quickly?”
Agent Kawashima: “Yes sir, shouldn’t take too long.”
Evil P250
Think harder Homer
Why was it fading to a football fantasy? Because I was lazy that’s why.

I am shocked and appalled
He diddily did!

So the legend goes

If only we had listened to that boy
You can’t treat the working man this way. One day we’ll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

An unforgettable lesson
If he can teach a class, then HE can teach a class. I mean I can teach a class.

OMGOMGOMG

Being a relatively passive Pokemon Go player I don’t really do much battling, raids, or even go out hunting for specific Pokemon (It’s Canada, it’s freaking cold right now). It short, I really only play it when it’s convenient for me. I really just want to complete the Pokedex and that’s it. So I was very excited when I got my first shiny! Not only that but it was a Dratini! Wow. So I really wanted to post this to the Pokemon Go subreddit but after going through it, it looks like a shiny Dratini is somewhat common unfortunately… Whatever I’m still happy and proud of it!
Don’t talk to me or my son again

Hah a father and son out for a stroll.


