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Interesting whiteboard
So I was browsing whiteboards at work, then naturally some of the ads on another website became tailored to my recent search. It’s definitely the weirdest whiteboard I’ve ever seen. Or it’s quite possibly a gigantic sheath with an absurd product name, I’m not sure.
An unforgettable expedition
You didn’t think I’d actually stop with the Simpsons shitposts did you?
Hey you
Hey you, yeah you, draw me like one of your French girls mate. All bish bash bosh like.
Pizza crust
I tell you, some of the things you see/hear gaming online…
That’s gotta hurt
It appears that when I went in for the kill with Hammond here, I must’ve hit him on top of his head with the blunt end of my sword. Because rather than split his cranium down the middle, I knocked it right down into his chest (which I can only assume broke his neck). Not what I expected, but it seemed to work so I can’t complain. Upon closer inspection, it appears that Hammond was also bald and has been wearing a toupee all along. It looks like it fell off once I delivered the finishing whack to the head and for some reason, his man wig just kind of floated there…
Smile! You’re on Overpass
This cheerful fellow was smiling and wishing us good luck in the upcoming match! It did nothing as we lost horrendously.
That spread though
That’s right. Count them. A difference of 14 ranks. I’ve never seen such a wide spread in a game that I joined as a solo. It wasn’t even an odd hour at night or anything that may have lead to slim pickings when it came to players. The wait time was a little longer but nothing ridiculous though.
Tug boat not found
So what does the harbour master do when a freighter has to pass through a narrow canal or do a tight park job and there are not tug boats around? Request a nearby cruise ship to do the nudging of course. In this case, the captain of the cruise ship may have went a little too fast.
Eat up Martha
Cubicle Coma 