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An epic tale from ancient Japan

It’s simple, we kill the Bartman

Pokemon Go 4 years later
I started Pokemon Go exactly 4 years ago, at least when this screenshot was taken, which was also 1 day after it was released in Canada. During that time I caught nearly 29,000 Pokemon, hit up over 15,000 Pokestops/Gyms, and walked over 5,000kms! All that work and I was still nearly 30,000XP from the max level of 40. In my defense I’m a rather casual player rather than some who are ridiculously dedicated, so I’m happy with the numbers I put up. Also, I did hit level 40 about 2 days after this was taken.

Divorces are hard on everyone

Pokemon (software)go(re)
I’m pretty sure that’s not how progress bars are supposed to work.

Mobile games and their ads

With the explosion of smartphones and mobiles apps and ads, it’s no surprise there are many foreign made ones. And with that, it’s no surprise there’s spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in some of them. If you survive this game for 15 seconds you’ll be legally skilled at what? The game? Painting? Flying an airplane? Brain surgery?
Joe Schlub eats Powersauce bar
Becomes world’s mightiest man.

Improved camouflage


After many hours of long grinding I’ve finally upgraded from my Road Camouflage to just straight up invisible! OR is it a Mankey suit? Hmmmmmm…
It’s company policy to give you the plague
