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Please sir, put a basket of extremely hot fries on your head
Not those peanuts, the ones at the bottom of the couch
First thing tomorrow morning
My holy opponent
It feels so unfair playing against the son of God. I mean when he hit the ball into a water hazard it floated on top and he simply walked on over there and took the shot to land on the green! Glad I didn’t put money on the game.
Ah Diorama-rama, I love Diorama-ramas
Pryin’ huh? I’ll show him pryin’!
Why Batman doesn’t dance anymore
One foot under
First I managed to master classical hover parking. Then it was the typical vertical parking. Now it’s the new trendy semi-submerged parking!
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is intricate and precise as a well posted shit
Cubicle Coma 