
Tag Archives: The Simpsons
A little late but Happy St. Patrick’s day!

Are you wearing lemonade putty?

My RDR2 horse
I could not stop laughing when I named my first horse Krudler in RDR2. Then I could not stop crying when I fell off a cliff with him and he died. I wasn’t crying so much because he died, I was mostly crying because I survived the fall and was fairly far from a town or road so I had to walk forever. Anyways, his spirit lives on in Krudler II.
I can always get a job testing dangerous state additives

Tis a fine gun, but sure tis no speed-cocker, English

I bad want… post now. Me sick.

Now Homey, when we get to the optometrist…

She’ll babysit 200 kids
From New York’s Idlewild to the Belgian Congo!

Tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation, Tortillas!
Ten times more addictive than steamed hams.

