
Tag Archives: The Simpsons
Now this shitpost is called “the withstandinator”

I should be celebrating but I’m paralyzed with rage
And island rhythms.

Aren’t there any evil movies on?
Maybe something about an evil sauna?

It’s too big to be human

Still can’t compete with that fancy store-bought dirt
That stuff’s loaded with nutrients.

You still owe me ten Iroquois pries

Hi Marge, stay out of Albany

Man that is flagrant false advertising!

Ok it’s unveiled, now let us never speak of it again
