Drinking has ruined his life

You didn’t think I’d actually stop with the Simpsons shitposts did you?

He can’t kill anybody if he doesn’t know which one’s the real millionaire.

There will be no bleedin’ splish-splash show.

Browsing for houses in my city and came across this glorious picture. Needless to say this was my first thought and I began snickering to myself uncontrollably.

What can I say, I wanted to jump in on the policy bandwagon.