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With Roger Clemens slamming all the while
I tried my best and failed miserably, the lesson is: never try.
I wanted to surprise you with a kinky summer do
Oh, just get it out of here
Now this shitpost is called “the withstandinator”
I should be celebrating but I’m paralyzed with rage
And island rhythms.
Aren’t there any evil movies on?
Maybe something about an evil sauna?
It’s too big to be human
Still can’t compete with that fancy store-bought dirt
That stuff’s loaded with nutrients.
Cubicle Coma 