I may have taken this pun a bit too far…

When you think you’re going to have a great day as a principal but you see an omen that your promotion to assistant superintendent goes to Holloway.

Why was it fading to a football fantasy? Because I was lazy that’s why.

He diddily did!

You can’t treat the working man this way. One day we’ll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we’ll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!