The Witcher signs coasters

This has been a very long time coming, I mean years. And I say that not because I’ve spent those years creating some sort of grand artistic work, but because I’m a horrible procrastinator and have zero artistic skills which made me hesitant to approach any artistic endeavour. When I began this blog nearly a decade ago, one of the creative pursuits I had hoped to spend some time exploring is creating video gamed theme artwork or crafts. I can’t really say I delved too far into it, and what I have tinkered with I have either not completed or was unhappy with the result and discarded it.

However, over the last few years I developed an interest in vector illustration which naturally led me down the rabbit hole of laser cutting and engraving. So I went ahead and purchased an entry level laser cutter and began playing with it. One of the first things I made was a set of 5 coasters with the magic signs from the Witcher video game series. These were very easy to make, simple straight vectors and very basic laser cutting settings. I found the simple basswood too boring so I picked up some wood stain and gave them a little panache. Though I see some flaws in them such as the odd bubble and also stain blotches due to my inexperience, I was satisfied enough with them that I felt they were worthy of my Etsy store that had nothing in it. Surprisingly they ended up selling after a while and I hope Ethan is enjoying them! I had made these well over a year or two ago and stepped back from other projects back then, but now I feel motivated and have many more plans that I’m finally going to get around to doing so I felt I can now create this category for my blog and finally start working on more projects!

Design #62: My kid, my facts

This design comes from season 34 episode 16 called “Hostile Kirk Place”. As it’s a fairly new episode and I’m not all that caught up these days I can’t really describe the episode, I just noted this shirt down to make as a design. Given Kirk’s character, I can only assume that the school is teaching something he doesn’t agree with protests against it as some jab at right wingers or the anti vax crowd.

Here’s the link to the product as a pin, but you can view the design on multiple items if you’re interested.

Design #61: Dungeon Master

This one comes from episode 14 of season 2 called “A Clone of my Own” where Hubert Farnsworth reflects on his life during his birthday. This leads him to make a clone as a successor who ultimately doesn’t want to be a scientist like Hubert. He then is taken to the Near Death Star where retirees are put into pods and live in virtual reality. Eventually he’s rescued by the Planet Express crew that now contains his close, Cubert. During his life long reflections, we see that Hubert was an avid Dungeons & Dragons player (surprise surprise) so I thought this was a simple design to replicate.

Here’s the link to the product as a pim, but you can view the design on multiple items if you’re interested.

Design #60: Buy blue pants

This design comes episode 17 episode 12 called “My Fair Laddy” where Lisa attempts to make Groundskeeper Willie a proper gentlemen for the school science fair. The side plot is Homer ruining his favourite blue pants and helping the manufacturer raise sales. He does this buy putting some “superliminal” advertising on the back of his head. I don’t recommend doing this so I made a design you can wear to advertise them.

Here’s the link to the product as a pin, but you can view the design on multiple items if you’re interested.

Design #58: Springfield University

Although the Springfield University logo appears in a few episodes, it caught my eye in “Faith Off” which is episode 11 from season 11. Overall it’s not a highly memorable episode, Bart becomes a faith healer and there’s a college football game of some sorts. But I did always find the idea of an ice pick with a laser sight for accuracy somewhat hilarious.

Here’s the link to the product as a sticker, but you can view the design on multiple items if you’re interested.