And my butt smells and I like to punch with own butt.
The doll’s trying to stand up for himself and the toaster’s been laughing at me!
It’s my first day
Mamelon gommeux
So when we were in France last year, I had a craving for some gummy candy so I picked up a bag of mixed gummy treats. When I grabbed this I could not stop laughing and had to show my buddy this gummy nipple. In truth it’s actually supposed to be a hat. But my immature self couldn’t help but laugh at it. My friend thought less of me afterwards.
A stupid 90s meme thing
I came across this Friends meme and the last panel was from a modern cartoon. I felt that this would be a fitting improvement as it’s funnier and also utilizes another 90s comedy show.
I see you’ve played wifey-spoony before
An epic tale from ancient Japan
It’s simple, we kill the Bartman
Pokemon Go 4 years later
I started Pokemon Go exactly 4 years ago, at least when this screenshot was taken, which was also 1 day after it was released in Canada. During that time I caught nearly 29,000 Pokemon, hit up over 15,000 Pokestops/Gyms, and walked over 5,000kms! All that work and I was still nearly 30,000XP from the max level of 40. In my defense I’m a rather casual player rather than some who are ridiculously dedicated, so I’m happy with the numbers I put up. Also, I did hit level 40 about 2 days after this was taken.
Divorces are hard on everyone
