Does it count as one or two?

I’m quite proud of this Pokemon as it’s rarer than any shiny. That’s right, I’ve got myself a conjoined Eevee & Espeon. After finally getting enough candies, I was a bit hesitant to evolve him (them?). But I gave it a whirl to see what happens!

Hmm I’m not sure what else I really expected. An Espeon conjoined with an Umbreon would have been pretty badass though. So now I’ve got the world’s only conjoined Espeon, which is basically like having double the power of a regular one so no complaints.

That’s gotta hurt

It appears that when I went in for the kill with Hammond here, I must’ve hit him on top of his head with the blunt end of my sword. Because rather than split his cranium down the middle, I knocked it right down into his chest (which I can only assume broke his neck). Not what I expected, but it seemed to work so I can’t complain. Upon closer inspection, it appears that Hammond was also bald and has been wearing a toupee all along. It looks like it fell off once I delivered the finishing whack to the head and for some reason, his man wig just kind of floated there…

That spread though

That’s right. Count them. A difference of 14 ranks. I’ve never seen such a wide spread in a game that I joined as a solo. It wasn’t even an odd hour at night or anything that may have lead to slim pickings when it came to players. The wait time was a little longer but nothing ridiculous though.